Attention: Universe:

I. Cannot. Sleep.

This. Sucks. Major. Ass.

STOPIT!

This has all the earmarks of a long day.

( cut to save the F-List from my bitching )

But you know what? Life is good. I woke up this morning on the proper side of the grass. Therefore, it must be a good day. Today will just have to be met with an epic round of coffee.

May your day be a great one.

oh yeah

Made a new rogue on WoW last night during my (losing) fight with insomnia. Got him to L6 before I realized I was finally able to sleep.

DKShadow lives in Azeroth!

The shiny is sparkly and the tummy is tumbling

Coffee.

My lifesblood right now.

There may be too much blood in my strong-Charbucks-Sumatra-blend-stream right now.

Charbucks may taste like burned, over-roasted ass, but it is palatable with french vanilla creamer.

Is 7 24oz mugs too much in a day? 8? 10? I'm on (counts) 6? 7? I dunno anymore.

My stomach - it gurlges and convulses with the acid.

My fingers - they twitch.

My eyelids - they droop.

The clarion call of caffeine rings in my ears.

Tonight, I shall sleep the sleep of the dead. Until then, I am Captain of the Coffee ship.

Like Alice, I have replaced nutrition, sleep, and exercise with coffee. For the day at least.

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeeeee...