The shiny is sparkly and the tummy is tumbling

[grayhawkfh]

Coffee.

My lifesblood right now.

There may be too much blood in my strong-Charbucks-Sumatra-blend-stream right now.

Charbucks may taste like burned, over-roasted ass, but it is palatable with french vanilla creamer.

Is 7 24oz mugs too much in a day? 8? 10? I'm on (counts) 6? 7? I dunno anymore.

My stomach - it gurlges and convulses with the acid.

My fingers - they twitch.

My eyelids - they droop.

The clarion call of caffeine rings in my ears.

Tonight, I shall sleep the sleep of the dead. Until then, I am Captain of the Coffee ship.

Like Alice, I have replaced nutrition, sleep, and exercise with coffee. For the day at least.

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeeeee...

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Say it with me now...

[daecabhir]

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,

the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Re: Say it with me now...

[aynne-witch.livejournal.com]

Meester is having me gank this - find a nice font and make him a poster for the wall in our home office

hehehehehehehe

Re: Say it with me now...

[aynne-witch.livejournal.com]

hmmm - what's that funny humming sound - ah the Hawk is vibrating - oooooh look at those eyes!

crash is coming - everyone clear the path to the fall zone!