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Oct. 16th, 2008
New Element Discovered!
Oct. 16th, 2008 06:30 amGot this in my email this morning. I was amused.
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half life of 2- to 6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half life of 2- to 6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Go Phillies!
Oct. 16th, 2008 07:33 amNow, I am not a baseball fan. To me, watching baseball on TV is only slightly less boring than watching golf. Going to a game in person is better. I have a number of find memories of going to games with my dad.
Still, despite my overall lack of interest in the game, I tend to keep an eye on the Phillies. And with last nights win over the Dodgers, they have earned a place in the World Series!
I'll be keeping an eye on the games. I wanna see them win. I wanna see the victory parade in Philly.
I'll probably be playing WarCrack while the games are on. But they'll be on.
GO PHILLIES!!!!
Still, despite my overall lack of interest in the game, I tend to keep an eye on the Phillies. And with last nights win over the Dodgers, they have earned a place in the World Series!
I'll be keeping an eye on the games. I wanna see them win. I wanna see the victory parade in Philly.
I'll probably be playing WarCrack while the games are on. But they'll be on.
GO PHILLIES!!!!
YAM: Google Phrases
Oct. 16th, 2008 09:32 amGanked from a number of places, most recently from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
darkbay
INSTRUCTIONS
Go to google.com and type in [your name] followed by each word to find a sentence about yourself. Putting it in quotes will help you get back a good sentence.
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darkbayINSTRUCTIONS
Go to google.com and type in [your name] followed by each word to find a sentence about yourself. Putting it in quotes will help you get back a good sentence.
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