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Mar. 5th, 2009
In less than 36 hours, my living space will be infested by 5 pre-teen girls.
Yes, B. is having a sleepover for her birthday.
I KAN HAS EERPLUGZ NAO?
I dunno. I mean, these are generally good kids. But the more of them you get together, the more high pitched screeching and giggling you get. And it increases in geometric proportion per child added.
I have already told B. that her brother is off limits. They are to leave him alone.
I have already told F. that the girls are off limits. He is to leave them alone, especially since they will outnumber him 5-to-1. And, I have something for him if he complies.
I will be in the dining room. I will have the laptop, headphones, and several Nerf guns at the ready. I'm thinking the 10 shot automatics, the longshot, the firefly & one or two of the shotguns. From there, I can see all and dispense Rapid-Fire Hot Nerf Death (tm) on offenders.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the (Nerf) gun. hehe
Pizza for dinner. Waffles for breakfast. World of Warcraft for me. Pre-teen super-sappy schlock Disney creations for the girls (including, most likely,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mousecat0). Maybe some Wii.
I think everyone's going to behave; not really worried about that. My greatest fear right now has less to do with the sleepover than with work tomorrow. I don't want to have a craptacular day and come home cranky. That will not be fun for anyone.
Yes, B. is having a sleepover for her birthday.
I KAN HAS EERPLUGZ NAO?
I dunno. I mean, these are generally good kids. But the more of them you get together, the more high pitched screeching and giggling you get. And it increases in geometric proportion per child added.
I have already told B. that her brother is off limits. They are to leave him alone.
I have already told F. that the girls are off limits. He is to leave them alone, especially since they will outnumber him 5-to-1. And, I have something for him if he complies.
I will be in the dining room. I will have the laptop, headphones, and several Nerf guns at the ready. I'm thinking the 10 shot automatics, the longshot, the firefly & one or two of the shotguns. From there, I can see all and dispense Rapid-Fire Hot Nerf Death (tm) on offenders.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the (Nerf) gun. hehe
Pizza for dinner. Waffles for breakfast. World of Warcraft for me. Pre-teen super-sappy schlock Disney creations for the girls (including, most likely,
mousecat0). Maybe some Wii. I think everyone's going to behave; not really worried about that. My greatest fear right now has less to do with the sleepover than with work tomorrow. I don't want to have a craptacular day and come home cranky. That will not be fun for anyone.
