There are reasons I shouldn't be allowed out in public.

[grayhawkfh]

One of them (OK, many of them) revolves around my evil sense of humor, my penchant for sarcasm, my love of skewering sacred cows, and my finely twisted sense of the inappropriate.

I mention this because I saw a bumper sticker today that said "Try Jesus!"

My first thought was "I did! It was too stringy and had a strange gamy flavor to it..."