In all the calendars that have ever been published, in every history book ever written, in every historical record ever recorded, this day has always been noted for it's notoriety. For on this day, lo these many years ago, a child was born to such a dark destiny, the angels wept in sorrow and pity for what was to come.
Had not a itinerant minstrel accidentally spooked a herd of platypusses, causing them to stampede right over the hovel where he was born, who knows how the world would look today?
Today is also the birthday of
pleasantlyevil, and the world is a better place because that event.
Many happy returns of the day to you, sir, from the four of us.
( And now, a birthday song )