grayhawkfh | Brain oozeings

10:00 Welcome to another great day, my tweeps! #
10:16 In lieu of bourbon to start the day, someone brought in 3 boxes of Krispy Kremes. mmmMMMMmmmm Sugar-caoted crack! #
11:39 @apeyanne Paging Dr. Freud! Paging Dr. Sigmund Freud! LOL #
12:04 There's a conspiracy at the office to keep us all fat and lazy. First Krispy Kremes, now a 3 layer German Chocolate Cake. #
12:05 I predict that between that and the Starbucks Sumatra roast they keep feeding us, we'll all be vibrating like the flash within the hour. #
12:05 @punkwalrus I've had more than my share of those conversations. #
12:45 @punkwalrus I know her background well enough to know that I Kant keep up. She'll Skinner me alive. #
13:05 @BadAsher With or without the bourbon dip? #
13:09 Krispy Kremes dipped in bourbon. Not sure I want to contaminate my bourbon like that. #
13:20 @BadAsher We are rapidly approaching the line of TMI... #
13:22 @BadAsher I'll go you one better: tinyurl.com/67nh58 #
13:26 @punkwalrus and for another version: tinyurl.com/4kevx #
14:21 Fuck contract management and their fight with the government toadies. They can all drown in sea of diseased flaming alligator piss! #
15:08 I used to think that the people who wrote instructions for computers and the like were morons. #
15:09 Now that I have to write them, I realize that you *have* to write out every action explicitly like you were talking to a 5 year old. #
15:11 Even when it's for other co workers who are allegedly "tech savvy". Of course, they're tech savvy in the same way a cinder block is. #
15:42 @ninjacooter You and me both. #
20:39 Home now. Fed now. Will feel better soon. I hope #